SCI FIGHT COMEDY DEBATE: The Internet Can Be Saved

This round's topic: The Internet Can Be Saved It might just be weapons-grade millennial nostalgia, but the internet really did seem better when all we needed was a profile song, an aggressively customised wallpaper, and a place to post cryptic song lyrics after a breakup. No matter how bad your day was, you still had a friend and that friend was Tom from Myspace. The youths will never know the thrill of illegally downloading Kiss from a Rose by Seal on Napster and accidentally giving the family computer seventeen new diseases. They’ll never know the sense of decadence of asking Jeeves a question, or the exhilaration of logging into chatRoulette to ask a Brazilian teenager what the weather is like there. Now the internet infested with link rot, digital decay and website obsolescence; enshitification driven by recursively nested AIs; swallowing and regurgitating their own content like a bloated Ouroborous, phishing scams, and AI videos you need a m